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Fantastic

Innovative input style, I would love to see more of this, ESPECIALLY IN MULTIPLAYER FORM.

Erm, excuse me?

Non-linear?! Every path led back to the eventual outcome - one of a very few endings involving the creature. This is nowhere near non-linear. You either die or make it to one of the very similar endings.

However, I do like the story, and the vocabulary is great. I really don't see the influence of "French philosophy," but nevertheless, it's a decent text based adventure, and it's certainly very unique in it's presentation.

Fucking retarded

Seriously? You don't need to feed the endless stream of weeaboos. FUCK OFF AND STOP CORRUPTING THE INTERNET.

Great, but one complaint

LEARN GRAMMAR. It's Methus's, not Methus'.

Only one complaint

Castles should regenerate. Other than that, great game...

I only loved it so much because you overdid it

Seriously, it's human nature to like crap like this. You need to make more. Like, lots more. This is the best game I've played in a while, and yet it's the worst.

I love you, yet I hate you.

The-EXP responds:

While I am indifferent to you...

I kid, I love you.

Horrible, doesn't work

As soon as I throw a grenade, the game stops and the building I'm on implodes, and then I fall down onto a unicorn and then it just freezes after I kill exactly 19 elves. I checked, and I have Flash 8.

Naw, lulz, but really, I loved it. But there is a game-killing glitch. Blood pressure goes up even when you're in the shop. It's really annoying to go get a coffee, come back, and find him about to have an aneurysm. It's a great game, though.

Lochie responds:

Why would you go get coffee while you are in mid-game playing anyway?

Horrible

Plotline is just... awful. There's no structure. You're no writer, that's for sure. The combat system SUCKED. Plus, it was too short. So yeah, HORRIBLE. I think I'm gonna come back every day and vote 0.

Awful

I can't believe you tried to cross these two totally different ideas.

1) It's not original. AT ALL. You can't even make your own ideas.
2) It's boring. Atrocious system.
3) There's no reason to go on. No objective, or at least, not an objective you feel a need to complete.

God... work on something else. I'm disgusted with this.

Awful

There's no realism, for one. You can fly. And there's no objective... and no point. Next time add something that will make it remotely playable... like... an enemy(s). Or possibly some puzzles, ect.

Right now I think it'll be blammed soon.

Age 35, Male

Chicago, IL

Joined on 10/17/06

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