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[Colormixer 1.0]

Mochimedia ruined the game

The concept was good, and execution was pretty nice (especially the visuals), but adding such a bloated and useless extension to the game for the sake of making a few dollars really ruined the experience for me. After I finished my first game I had to sit through the long process of waiting for the awful thing to submit a score to the scoreboard and then load yet another advertisement for me to sit through. I wasn't about to sit through that unresponsive waste of time so I simply stopped playing the game. Would be an 8/10 if not for Mochi. Rated 2/5.

JernoBill responds:

Thank you for the review. The game is now on MindJolt and Kongregate with no extra Ads.

[Upgrade Complete!]

I only loved it so much because you overdid it

Seriously, it's human nature to like crap like this. You need to make more. Like, lots more. This is the best game I've played in a while, and yet it's the worst.

I love you, yet I hate you.

The-EXP responds:

While I am indifferent to you...

I kid, I love you.

[Nade Reborn]

Horrible, doesn't work

As soon as I throw a grenade, the game stops and the building I'm on implodes, and then I fall down onto a unicorn and then it just freezes after I kill exactly 19 elves. I checked, and I have Flash 8.

Naw, lulz, but really, I loved it. But there is a game-killing glitch. Blood pressure goes up even when you're in the shop. It's really annoying to go get a coffee, come back, and find him about to have an aneurysm. It's a great game, though.

Lochie responds:

Why would you go get coffee while you are in mid-game playing anyway?

[Plink]

Great, but hated the ads

Amazingly fun game, I just hated that I couldn't restart without watching the stupid highscore board pop up! The ad in the beginning is find, but PLEASE, take the scoreboard out.

Ontopolis responds:

Thanks for the feedback. I've moved the leaderboard to only show-up with a score over 2000. I'll look at somethign completely different in Plink II.

[:the game:]

"Screw you, and your sister!"

"...and whatever pets you may have at the moment!"

Freaking amazing game. Presents every mainstream and not so mainstream belief and then parodies the hell out of it. Yet I honestly couldn't tell myself this wasn't perfectly accurate.

I loved it more than anything in the world. This game has given me a reason to live.

Nutcasenightmare responds:

A game where you commit suicide over and over again... has given you reason to live.

Well how about THAT.

Glad you liked it anyway!

[Spam Tower Defense]

Freakin' Hilarious.

I loved it.

cHunter responds:

I love it too! =D

<3

[Rain v0.0]

Well...

...it was great for an Alpha!

CFCBluestribute responds:

Thanks! Sorry for the bird crap stain...

[-:Windows Magi | SP3:-]

Damn!

That's pretty freakin cool!

muhamed29 responds:

Yes.It is.Thanks for your review.